oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
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