no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
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