What a fucking waste of an outfit
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
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