She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
Randomize
