I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
the cop asked if i was drunk and i responded with "breathalize me, cap'n". incidentally, he was a captain and i blew a .13.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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