Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
Randomize
