he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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