You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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