She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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