Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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