just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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