I'm lost and stupid without you.
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
We have so much sex to catch up on
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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