I wish life had little blips of pornography
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
organizing the empties. That sober.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
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