Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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