I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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