No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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