I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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