I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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