But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
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