these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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