Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
We were drunk at 3am with no food. I sent him to the lobby with ninety cents for like a bag of chips and I swear on my life he came back with a meatball sub
...did you ask him where he got a meatball sub at 3:00am?
He just kept mumbling something about being a hunter/gatherer
Oh AND he got us two bags of chips.
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