I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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