i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
you didnt know i had herpes?
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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