Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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