Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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