fuck your aforementioned shoe
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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