What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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