My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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