there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
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