I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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