PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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