Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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