i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
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