Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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