you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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