Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
he told me I talked like a deaf person
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
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