I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
You are a genius and a whore.
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
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