If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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