So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
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From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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