WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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