So I went home with some chick last night... I'm not sue what's worse: not getting a nut at 5am, the condom breaking and not being replaced, feeling poo when I put my finger in her but, sleeping on a heroin mattress in her living room, her swine flu coughing fit at 7am or realizing she peed the matt at 10am. Actually it was probably the fact that she continuously told me she was the classiest girl in boulder.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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