Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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