She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
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