So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
Randomize
