i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
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