i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
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