So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
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