She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
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