marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
Randomize
