This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
God I need to hump something, right now.
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