Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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