Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
Your penis caused this!
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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