so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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