do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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