its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
Randomize
