I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
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